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I am a lady, and I get my monthly visits from "aunt Flo" (I may be saying goodbye to the curious men about now.)
As long as I have had my *clears throat* visits, I have used pads. Back in the eighties, my step mother made the choice of pads. They were huge. Like a saddle in between my legs. I would have to wear certain pants to avoid having the extra padding show. I never wore my stretch pants during these days. I was delighted when always came out with the ultra thin pad. DELIGHTED! I could wear any pants I wanted! But stretch pants were not in my pants selection anymore. When my baby sister started getting her visits, I lived a block away, because Mom still bought the giant horse saddle kind. She would come down to my house and discretely grab a brown bag filled with the yellow wrapped squares. Now they have come out with a thinner pad still! I was excited, $2 more, but I had a coupon. I bought a box. As soon as I opened it, I noticed I started feeling a little self conscious, like I should hide the box.
Is my box shocked at my monthly visitor?
Is it sympathizing with PMS sad feelings?
Is it disgusted because it knows I will talk about my visitor online?
Is My Box of pads Gasping at me?
